Sanwo Olu: See see... chase down those Okadas. We must catch them today.
[Governor's convoy moves quickly to intercept Okadas in VI. The Okadas run into an army barracks]
Sanwo Olu: These idiots, they think I am not serious. I will teach them a lesson not to disobey me.
Okadaman: Chai see this man oo. Na us him dey chase so? He no get work? See me they hussle here, I no block road, I no cause traffic, in fact na me dey save some people from loosing their jobs. Wetin person fit do for this Lagos sef wey government no go wan frustrate person? Make I run inside army barracks. I get brother there.
Sanwo Olu: Grab him, you have violated the law, you will be prosecuted. Take him away.
[Okada man is taken from VI to the mobile court in Bolade Oshodi. Imagine the distance in Lagos traffic. Nothing can happen till the next day]
Magistrate: Call the next case. Oh, the case the governor himself made the arrest? Okay call the case.
How do you plead? Not guilty? But you were seen by the governor himself.
Okadaman: Oga magistrate, governor no dey here to testify na, who see me for road, the one dey put for social media no be me o.
Magistrate: See, just pay the fine, if you want to blow grammar you will just be going and coming to this court every 2 weeks. Forget it, just pay 20k and collect your okada back. I will be lenient with you this time.
Okadaman: Ok oga magistrate, thank you. I plead guilty, I won't do it again.
[Okadaman settles his fine and starts to go off with his okada, when Magistrate approaches]
Magistrate: Okada, I beg take me go Oshodi bus stop, traffic don dey start and I dey stay for badagry make I no reach house for midnight.
Okadaman: Haba oga magistrate, you no get car? I just pay fine, una governor no fit buy una better car? As okada, I pay park money, agbero money, police money, licence money and I still pay tax. You come even collect another 20k today... Na so una dey do for this government?
Magistrate: Na so ooo... Monkey dey work baboon dey chop. The last time government give me car na 9 years ago. Dem come now say make I take wan chinko car after I don dey do this work for over 20 years.
Wetin man go do na. This life no balance.
[Okada man gives the magistrate a ride to the nearest bus stop]
THE END.
POST CREDITS
Why does our executive arm of Government treat magistrates who handle over 70% of all criminal and civil cases with so much disdain and disrespect?
The magistrates are now generating income for the state government but are sidelined when it comes to their personal welfare.
THIS MUST STOP. THE SUPREME COURT HAS CRIED OUT AND WE LISTENED. LET US LISTEN TO OUR MAGISTRATES.
SANWO OLU GIVE MAGISTRATES IN LAGOS BEFITTING VEHICLES AND STOP VICTIMIZING OUR JUDICIARY.
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